Should I put my money in the Bank of Warsaw? What kind of a track record do Pole vaults have?


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Is it safe? I am a little jumpy.


Banks in Warsaw, IN



Answer (1):

 
PIERRE

Well, as a rule...

1) They start off low and still...
2) Then they run up to a leap...
3) Then they go high...
4) Then they crash down low...
5) Then they get up and jog off again.
6) IF NOT "END of MEET" THEN GOTO 1

And so on....

Is it safe? Well, with proper training and cushioning...
Are you a little jumpy?
Could you be a possible vaulter?
Only one way to find out!