Me I'm the assistants assistant of te deputy assistant of the CEO of bank of Scotland just send me a blank cheque I'll deal with you....
Are you from dubai or down the road from Dubai? There's a man be carrying a cargo of heroin in his rectal cavity.....his name is Dan....please inform your authorities
Aye...whit kin ah dae ye fur?
No it's me. Transfer all your money to me and I'll sort it all out for you.
...relax and have a bacon roll.
