I was there too! You're right, of course! BTW, did you see the group of Hare Krishnas watching with interest from the back of the crowd? They were practicing safe sects!
It really is the genuine pole vault event.
In this day and age, all of those poles should be kept safe!
You can't be too careful! Better safe than sorry! x)
you outter see me vault o'er a few of them poles
You might call it that, however, you also might call it a public safety event...