Will my offer of a free shiny new toaster be enough to entice you put all your money in my bank?My bank isn't really insured by the FDIC but I do have several large mattresses and mason jars. |
Will my offer of a free shiny new toaster be enough to entice you put all your money in my bank?My bank isn't really insured by the FDIC but I do have several large mattresses and mason jars. |
Oh, yes! I like shiny things.
It's ok if your bank isn't FDIC insured because I print my money in the basement - I can always make more.