I wanted to go to Bangkok, but I said Phuket. How can I get home without blowing the bank?

Well, if memory serves everything is cheap in Thailand. If you need cash, sell that sweet @ss, you'll come home a millionaire.

Holly cow, this question makes no sense.

Where is home my dear? Are you a tourist or you live in Bangkok?
Go to Crabi, See James Bond Is Land, Take picture with Lady-boy, And above all Sa-Wa-Dee-Ka all day.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man crumble, they say.
Errr, something to that effect.
I'll loan you some cash in exchange for some lovin'.

Well, rather than blowing the bank, I suggest you find some rich guy.

Btw, I suggest a dark alley for your "transaction."

Who's the bank? Is he that bad looking? You need to get home, don't you? I'm willing to blow the bank for you.

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I doubt you'd need to blow a bank; you're sitting on a fortune.
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Try offering the bank a handjob and see if that will do the trick.

Go Aer Lingus, that way you can get home drunk and cheap.

There are times when I am left speechless. lol


And cheap is not in my vocabulary. =D

Maybe this will assuage your homesickedness:
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