Have you ever been tempted to walk up to the bank teller and spray them with caribou guts?

I have made this part of my weekly routine for the last 13 years, why do you ask?

All the time...

hmmmm...not really...i had considered elk but hadn't really thought of caribou...would that be better, do you think.?

gosh you are weird!!!!! no I go w/ walrus guts ,because I'm "normal"!

caribou guts.....that's....a new one?

i did yesterday..

um, no...but thanks for checking. :-)