Have any Keystone crooks to add to the funny "Great Paintsville Bank Robberies"?Can you identify the dumb celebrity crooks in this farce one of my new friends and his mother created or add more of them? I was born in eastern Kentucky just across the river from Ohio, but I've lived in California, New York, Illinois, Ohio, Texas, etc. January 2002, the "Santa Claus Bandit" robbed... |
Robbery #12 has baseball legend Babe Ruth robbing the bank. I saw the movie about "The Babe", and it showed him telling ladies to pull his finger twice at parties.
Robbery #42- I heard that actor Marlon Brando did that to the daughter-in-law of President Charles De Gaulle while he was in France.
Robbery #85- President George H. Bush and his son Neil gave the wrong dates for Pearl Harbor Day.
Now, I can try to add some for you. I recall a scene in a Chinese movie I can use. A man came home, and his girlfriend had cooked dinner for them. He sniffed and asked her, "Matyeh chau? Nei fong m'fong pei?" (What is stinking? Did you fart?) She looked exasperated and pointed to a dish of stinky mushrooms. This couple was Yen Ji-Don and Wang Tsu-Hsien (Donnie Yen and Joy Wang in English).
Robbery #12 has Babe Ruth as the robber. His real name was George Herman Ruth, Junior I think. He liked such childish pranks as this one.
Robbery #37 seems to be evangelist Oral Roberts who said such a thing.
Robbery #38 is Charlton Heston playing Moses in "The 10 Commandments" movie of 1956.
Robbery #42 involves Marlon Brando who did that in France.
Robbery #43 has Raquel Welch and Brittany Spears displaying their ignorance of geography.
Robbery #124 has actor Robert Mitchum who did such a thing in the 1950's.
Robbery #85 has President George H. Bush and one of his sons displaying their ignorance about holidays.
I ADD THIS ONE- A masked couple robbed the bank at Paintsville, Kentucky. The man said they were newlyweds who wanted some extra money for their honeymoon. When asked about his plans, he said he had not worked out all of the details yet, but he knew some things he was definitely going to do on the honeymoon night. He said he would eat some ice cream while they were in bed together, and he would also "fangpi" (pass gas, break wind) on his new bride ... Lucky Girl , NOT! Brad Pitt said this when he married Jennifer Aniston.
