Can you write an amusing tale about a BANK ROBBERY that includes 6 of these lines, just 4 the fun of it?1. HEY!! It's Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae. 2. Now if I only CARED about what you think!!! 3. Pssst!! I forgot the bullets. 4. Oh, you must be from New York. 5. Uh huh.......And when is that...... In HUMAN time? 6. Where'd you go to school?.... The University of Barney Fife ? 7. In all my dreams I'm kissing... |
Alice: I hear there is lots to be had at the River Bank. All we have to do is walk in and help ourselves. We could be A modern day Bonnie and Clyde with their faithful collie,
Lassie The Looter. (1)
Tim: You're becoming Ralph Kramden's evil twin (2) even to think of taking what doesn’t belong to us. And the forget the dog, the last one I worked with peed on my leg.
Alice: It was your own fault for standing so near the tree wearing brown pants. It was just a simple case of mistaken identity. She was marking you for her territory.
Tim: Whew! That's a relief. (3) But now that I’m a marked man do you think it would be wise to go ahead with robbing the bank?
Alice: Get the sack out of the trunk. We’re going to need it.
Tim: Pssst!! I forgot the bullets (4) as well as a gun.
Alice: I Why would we need a gun to rob River Bank? Where'd you go to school?.... The University of Barney Fife ?(5) We need the sack, as well as a shovel to load the sand for little Bobby’s sand box.
Tim: Whew! That's a relief. (6)
